Sprint Aloha
Go to Where?
I received no less than four calls this week from Sprint, wanting to upgrade my phone “absolutely free”. I told the first caller that I do not have a Sprint phone. She apologized for the inconvenience and said that she would remove my name from the list.
I told the next caller the same thing, and he too apologized. The calls kept coming. They kept apologizing and promising to remove my name from the list.
I got one this morning that had to be from India, the biggest difference being that the guy was very difficult to understand, and he never took a breath so I could tell him that I don’t have a Sprint phone.
When my opportunity finally came I asked, “Would you be the person I would speak with about Sprint using our Morning Report?” He said, “Huh?” I continued, “Yes, we have this terrific product that will help you track your selling results and keep everyone focused on achieving personal and company goals”.
He said, “No, I don’t know who that would be, but I can find out after you let me get you your free cell phone”. I said, “I’m sorry, but I really need to go now”. He responded, “Then go to Hell”. CLICK!
I got the feeling that this reply was not in the script he was reading to me. I called *69 to get a number to report his behavior, and of course it went nowhere. I didn’t go to Hell either; at least not yet.

November 28th, 2007 at 3:53 pm
They are sooooooo annoying! This sounds like a good way to deal with unwanted telemarketers; start selling something to them. Way to go Ron!
November 29th, 2007 at 4:35 pm
I just hang up!